It's not May the 3rd and it's not May the 5th...

 

...but this is still pure money grubbing crap.  I don't even like the cartoon sequence that introduces everyone's favorite worm food, Boba Fett.  Everyone in this must have known it was rubbish right away.  I mean, musical numbers, comedy bits and a Wookiee family with terrible names.  No wonder the Ewoks replaced them in Return of the Jedi (1983).  They really didn't deserve to take down the Empire after this mess.

Anyway, happy Star Wars Day!